Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my being single is dangerous.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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