DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Too much gin, very little bucket
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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