I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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