so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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