do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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