You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
