break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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