Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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