Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
not ubering you a puppy
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Randomize
