I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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