I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
