barbara walters just said penis...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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