i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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