Its about making memories worth repressing
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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