you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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