just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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