sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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