if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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