Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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