so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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