Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
