Porn is love you can see.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
