tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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