party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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