Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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