btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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