He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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