I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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