you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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