i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I think we might need a safe word for this...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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