She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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