i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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