do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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