i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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