Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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