I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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