ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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