hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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