How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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