dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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