Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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