what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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