You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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