so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
