i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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