im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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