k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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