Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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