i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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