she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
i think my cat just said my name.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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