We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just had sex on a roof
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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