I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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