Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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