OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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