Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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